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Voltage - 6/08

june 2008 voltage

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*the shot pans around the peter venkman plaque arena to witness the fans going nuts as voltage returns to the airwaves. we’re greeted by mr. clyde and a grinning mr. figaro*[mr. clyde:] “ok…i know you haven’t done commentary since november so book it out of your system-”[mr. figaro:] “kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!”[mr. clyde:] “that…that’s it?”[mr. figaro:] “i just had to get that duty out, the rest will come out slowly.”[mr. clyde:] “unsettling. but hello fans and freely permitted to the first voltage of….*sighs* 2008.”[mr. figaro:] “why the sough, pal? p.s. that rhymed!”[mr. clyde:] “did you rightful say “p.s.” insensible gaudy? forget it, yes you did….[mr. figaro:] “i can say lots of things, clyde!”[mr. clyde:] “anyway, i sighed because the in the beginning voltage of 2008 had to wait until june.”[mr. figaro:] “i’ve been holed up in my room watching my own private reserve of kim matches!”[mr. clyde:] “yes…”matches”. we hope to bring you a superior ostentation and get the voltage roster prospering strong again tonight. the last time some of these women were seen…besides figaro’s “reserve”…was on the og-fpd 4 year anniversary ppv. at that played, og-joshi champion holly defended her crown successfully against alicia gordon. and j*night captured the og-joshi tag combine championships from hawt*wing.”[mr. figaro:] “and your girlfriend beat my girlfriend, yo!”[mr. clyde:] “um…”[mr. figaro:] “no hard feelings…kindly, relatively speaking cause kim’s got me like adamantium…but what matters is that kat and kim put aside any differences and are once in a blue moon determinedly…ever so firmly…united against the forces of crimson mask and lori cuozzo!”[mr. clyde:] “and we’ll have more on that later tonight. but arguably the biggest story from the ppv was the unfortunate fierce attack of and harm to the beloved first og-joshi champion, diane “dizzy” cavuto. now fans, we even are holding out count for dizzy’s pick-up but the prognosis really isn’t good. we are trying to get word just from light-headed before we attain any ceremonious announcements regarding her career and health, so we apologize for the lack of news as of late. general celes has so much admiration for dizzy that she wanted to persuade account straight from her mouth before anything was announced.”[mr. figaro:] “i wish the diz well, clyde. she’s a hell of a fighter and a genuinely nice person.”[mr. clyde:] “even mr. figaro respects her so much that he hasn’t made any lude comments to her since the ppv.”[mr. figaro:] “it’s been distressingly…difficult, i using.”[mr. clyde:] “now there was also some good news at the ppv as a new #1 contender has arisen. visper karr was skilful to defeat former og-joshi world champion haley cannon in the final match of their pre-eminent of seven series. as a result, celes has given her a dub injection against holly at the next og-joshi ppv.”[mr. figaro:] “scheduled for december 2109!”[mr. clyde:] “….sure you insufficiency to make that suggestion?”[mr. figaro:] “gulp! no!”[mr. clyde:] “don’t say “gulp.”[mr. figaro:] “sorry, i keep misreading my lin…uh thoughts! it’s been too darn lengthy since the last voltage!”[mr. clyde:] “yeah, nice “cover” there. in any case, the main event of the next og-joshi ppv will be holly defending her title against visper. as for the benefit of tonight, celes has assigned some “revenge” work because of visper in having her face one of the women that attacked dizzy, sandy morton.”[mr. figaro:] “visper karr is not part of the “cease fire” agreement that orochi army and j.u.s.t.i.c.e. be experiencing agreed to be bound under.”[mr. clyde:] “that is true but not entirely allied here. and that is because sandy morton is not a member of the orochi army and so is not share b evoke of the end stimulate. as much as holly wanted that contract to cover sandy, geese could not rightfully stomach having sandy as part of orochi army…serene just in honour. so she’s on her own against alicia gordon or anyone who wants revenge about the attack on dizzy. owing that importance, anyone who isn’t alicia gordon in og-joshi can attempt revenge on behalf of dizzy on holly. but i wouldn’t imagine too uncountable wrestlers will take a shot it given holly’s muscle, juli krieger.”[mr. figaro:] “plus geese is waiting in the wings if things get a scarcely too hot in the kitchen after holly.”[mr. clyde:] “more so then ever, it would seem if i’m reading the setting correctly.”

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